Welcome Spooks

Welcome Spooks
by Mort Malkin

So now, courtesy of MSNBC, we learn that the CIA and NSA have been spying on you and me, as well as other ordinary Americans. They monitored all our phone calls, e-mails, and maybe beauty parlor conversations. One group of Americans was deserving of special attention — journalists. As a journalist of sorts, myself, I am happy that more people are reading my writing. What more could any writer wish?

I’m notifying the White House that I wish to remain on the surveillance list, a most effective way to get my ideas through to the members of the Intelligence Committees in Congress and those who write up the President’s Daily Briefs. What a country!